We love my faces.
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Me: I'm so depressed lately.
Brother: Maybe you're pmsing?
Me: No such thing. It's an excuse to make women seem crazy.
Brother: Well I don't know, it's hard to trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Me:
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Me: Fuck off.
My gay ass cocksucking brother.
well hello ;}
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My life